Which one of you fucks gave Jaeger a crown
Why fight titans when you can be interrogated by a preschooler instead
obligatory muse easter egg
((One day I’ll learn to stay the fuck away from the mikototsu tag.
Today was not that day.))
If my baldness hasn’t already seduced you then something’s wrong with you and you should probably see your doctor.
Getting back to your car late at night and finding a big fucking dent in the side of it
"Sin is its own punishment, devouring you from the inside."
WM. PAUL YOUNG
//LOOK AT MY HORSE MY HORSE IS AMAZING GIVE IT A LICK IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS
LIES BLACK DYNAMITE TASTES NOTHING LIKE RAISINS HE TASTES LIKE MANLINESS AND THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES
I am legitimately terrible at Assassin’s Creed. Literally 95% of what I do is run through crowds of people and yell at them to look at my horse.